I’m actually not funny I’m just mean and people think I’m joking shirt
They admitted me to the cardiac wing due to my reported heart failure, proceed to withhold my diuretics for five days until they can reach my cardiologist, and then tell me that I do not have heart failure. Meanwhile I can feel the fluid building up in my body. My doctor comes back from vacation, scolds the hospital, who releases me and I go back on my diuretics.
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